Adam and Eve Invent Hanukah
.וַיֹּאמֶר אֱלֹהִים יְהִי אוֹר וַיְהִי אוֹרWe can’t avoid it. The days are shorter, The nights are longer, And it’s cold: The sun is disappearing! Damn. Isn’t it enough to get kicked out of Eden? Isn’t it enough that We work in the dirt for a living, And give birth to screaming moist creatures with giant heads, […]